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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:26
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
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Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
No way
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Another attempt resulted in ...
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share office space ...
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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